Priority,Status,Subject,Assigned To,Description,Project 3,Open,This is test bug #1,admin,"This is the description for bug #1! Some unique text: Words Women Use FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use 'fine' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #2,admin,"This is the description for bug #2! Some unique text: FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use 'fine' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #3,admin,"This is the description for bug #3! Some unique text: FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means 'something', and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #4,admin,"This is the description for bug #4! Some unique text: NOTHING: This means 'something', and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine.' GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #5,admin,"This is the description for bug #5! Some unique text: GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine' GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means 'I give up' or 'do what you want because I don't care.' You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead' in just a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in about 'Five Minutes' when she cools off. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #6,admin,"This is the description for bug #6! Some unique text: GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means 'I give up' or 'do what you want because I don't care.' You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead' in just a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in about 'Five Minutes' when she cools off. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #7,admin,"This is the description for bug #7! Some unique text: LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing.' SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. 'Soft Sighs' mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #8,admin,"This is the description for bug #8! Some unique text: SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. 'Soft Sighs' mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. 'That's Okay' is often used with the word 'Fine' and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #9,admin,"This is the description for bug #9! Some unique text: THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. 'That's Okay' is often used with the word 'Fine' and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow. GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #10,admin,"This is the description for bug #10! Some unique text: GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a 'That's Okay.' THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #11,admin,"This is the description for bug #11! Some unique text: PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a 'That's Okay.' THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT: This is much different from 'Thanks.' A woman will say, 'Thanks A Lot' when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the 'Loud Sigh.' Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the 'Loud Sigh,' as she will only tell you 'Nothing' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #12,admin,"This is the description for bug #12! Some unique text: THANKS A LOT: This is much different from 'Thanks.' A woman will say, 'Thanks A Lot' when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the 'Loud Sigh.' Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the 'Loud Sigh,' as she will only tell you 'Nothing' Submitted by Debbie, Proud Wife of Paul, Middletown, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #13,admin,"This is the description for bug #13! Some unique text: Submitted by Debbie, Proud Wife of Paul, Middletown, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #14,admin,"This is the description for bug #14! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #15,admin,"This is the description for bug #15! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #16,admin,"This is the description for bug #16! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #17,admin,"This is the description for bug #17! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #18,admin,"This is the description for bug #18! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #19,admin,"This is the description for bug #19! Some unique text: A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #20,admin,"This is the description for bug #20! Some unique text: A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #21,admin,"This is the description for bug #21! Some unique text: As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?' said the officer. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #22,admin,"This is the description for bug #22! Some unique text: 'What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?' said the officer. 'I'm going to a lecture.' The man said. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #23,admin,"This is the description for bug #23! Some unique text: 'I'm going to a lecture.' The man said. 'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' the cop asked. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #24,admin,"This is the description for bug #24! Some unique text: 'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' the cop asked. 'My wife.' said the man. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #25,admin,"This is the description for bug #25! Some unique text: 'My wife.' said the man. Submitted by Julie, Middleburg, Va. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #26,admin,"This is the description for bug #26! Some unique text: Submitted by Julie, Middleburg, Va. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #27,admin,"This is the description for bug #27! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #28,admin,"This is the description for bug #28! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #29,admin,"This is the description for bug #29! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #30,admin,"This is the description for bug #30! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #31,admin,"This is the description for bug #31! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #32,admin,"This is the description for bug #32! Some unique text: A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #33,admin,"This is the description for bug #33! Some unique text: A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. 'How bad is it?' the doctor asks. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #34,admin,"This is the description for bug #34! Some unique text: 'How bad is it?' the doctor asks. 'I have no idea', says the husband. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #35,admin,"This is the description for bug #35! Some unique text: 'I have no idea', says the husband. 'Well, please test her. Say something 20 feet away, and if she doesn't hear you, get closer and say the same thing until she does. That way we'll have an idea of her range of hearing loss.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #36,admin,"This is the description for bug #36! Some unique text: 'Well, please test her. Say something 20 feet away, and if she doesn't hear you, get closer and say the same thing until she does. That way we'll have an idea of her range of hearing loss.' So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #37,admin,"This is the description for bug #37! Some unique text: So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner. From 20 feet: 'What are we having for dinner?' No answer. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #38,admin,"This is the description for bug #38! Some unique text: From 20 feet: 'What are we having for dinner?' No answer. From 10 feet, same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #39,admin,"This is the description for bug #39! Some unique text: From 10 feet, same thing. From 5 feet, same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #40,admin,"This is the description for bug #40! Some unique text: From 5 feet, same thing. Finally he's standing right behind her. 'What's for dinner?' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #41,admin,"This is the description for bug #41! Some unique text: Finally he's standing right behind her. 'What's for dinner?' She turns around, looks at him and says 'For the fourth time, beef stew!' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #42,admin,"This is the description for bug #42! Some unique text: She turns around, looks at him and says 'For the fourth time, beef stew!' Submitted by Debbie, Walkersville, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #43,admin,"This is the description for bug #43! Some unique text: Submitted by Debbie, Walkersville, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #44,admin,"This is the description for bug #44! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #45,admin,"This is the description for bug #45! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #46,admin,"This is the description for bug #46! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #47,admin,"This is the description for bug #47! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #48,admin,"This is the description for bug #48! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #49,admin,"This is the description for bug #49! Some unique text: Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #50,admin,"This is the description for bug #50! Some unique text: Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #51,admin,"This is the description for bug #51! Some unique text: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #52,admin,"This is the description for bug #52! Some unique text: go on Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #53,admin,"This is the description for bug #53! Some unique text: We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #54,admin,"This is the description for bug #54! Some unique text: I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #55,admin,"This is the description for bug #55! Some unique text: I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said so I suggested the kitchen. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #56,admin,"This is the description for bug #56! Some unique text: 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said so I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #57,admin,"This is the description for bug #57! Some unique text: We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electri ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #58,admin,"This is the description for bug #58! Some unique text: She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electri c bread maker. Then she said 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #59,admin,"This is the description for bug #59! Some unique text: c bread maker. Then she said 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me 'In the Lake.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #60,admin,"This is the description for bug #60! Some unique text: My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me 'In the Lake.' She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #61,admin,"This is the description for bug #61! Some unique text: She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. She said, ' Too late for the garbage?' The driver said 'No, jump in!' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #62,admin,"This is the description for bug #62! Some unique text: She said, ' Too late for the garbage?' The driver said 'No, jump in!' Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #63,admin,"This is the description for bug #63! Some unique text: Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #64,admin,"This is the description for bug #64! Some unique text: Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #65,admin,"This is the description for bug #65! Some unique text: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #66,admin,"This is the description for bug #66! Some unique text: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked 'What's on the TV?' I said 'Dust! ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #67,admin,"This is the description for bug #67! Some unique text: The last fight was my fault. My wife asked 'What's on the TV?' I said 'Dust! Submitted by John, Emmitsburg, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #68,admin,"This is the description for bug #68! Some unique text: Submitted by John, Emmitsburg, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #69,admin,"This is the description for bug #69! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #70,admin,"This is the description for bug #70! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #71,admin,"This is the description for bug #71! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #72,admin,"This is the description for bug #72! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #73,admin,"This is the description for bug #73! Some unique text: You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #74,admin,"This is the description for bug #74! Some unique text: You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other woman replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #75,admin,"This is the description for bug #75! Some unique text: At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other woman replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.' When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #76,admin,"This is the description for bug #76! Some unique text: When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A., the rest cheat in Canada. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #77,admin,"This is the description for bug #77! Some unique text: Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A., the rest cheat in Canada. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is FINISHED. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #78,admin,"This is the description for bug #78! Some unique text: A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is FINISHED. Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #79,admin,"This is the description for bug #79! Some unique text: Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.' If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #80,admin,"This is the description for bug #80! Some unique text: If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #81,admin,"This is the description for bug #81! Some unique text: Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she! ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #82,admin,"This is the description for bug #82! Some unique text: You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she! Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #83,admin,"This is the description for bug #83! Some unique text: Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #84,admin,"This is the description for bug #84! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #85,admin,"This is the description for bug #85! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #86,admin,"This is the description for bug #86! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #87,admin,"This is the description for bug #87! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #88,admin,"This is the description for bug #88! Some unique text: In my next life .... I wanna be a female bear ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #89,admin,"This is the description for bug #89! Some unique text: In my next life .... I wanna be a female bear If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #90,admin,"This is the description for bug #90! Some unique text: If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #91,admin,"This is the description for bug #91! Some unique text: Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #92,admin,"This is the description for bug #92! Some unique text: If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #93,admin,"This is the description for bug #93! Some unique text: If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #94,admin,"This is the description for bug #94! Some unique text: If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup ..... I wanna be a bear. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #95,admin,"This is the description for bug #95! Some unique text: Yup ..... I wanna be a bear. Submitted by Barb, Unionville, PA. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #96,admin,"This is the description for bug #96! Some unique text: Submitted by Barb, Unionville, PA. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #97,admin,"This is the description for bug #97! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #98,admin,"This is the description for bug #98! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #99,admin,"This is the description for bug #99! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #100,admin,"This is the description for bug #100! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #101,admin,"This is the description for bug #101! Some unique text: Romance Mathematics ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #102,admin,"This is the description for bug #102! Some unique text: Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #103,admin,"This is the description for bug #103! Some unique text: Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #104,admin,"This is the description for bug #104! Some unique text: Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #105,admin,"This is the description for bug #105! Some unique text: Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #106,admin,"This is the description for bug #106! Some unique text: Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Office Arithmetic ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #107,admin,"This is the description for bug #107! Some unique text: Office Arithmetic Smart boss + smart employee = profit ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #108,admin,"This is the description for bug #108! Some unique text: Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #109,admin,"This is the description for bug #109! Some unique text: Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #110,admin,"This is the description for bug #110! Some unique text: Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #111,admin,"This is the description for bug #111! Some unique text: Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Shopping Math ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #112,admin,"This is the description for bug #112! Some unique text: Shopping Math A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #113,admin,"This is the description for bug #113! Some unique text: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #114,admin,"This is the description for bug #114! Some unique text: A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. General Equations & Statistics ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #115,admin,"This is the description for bug #115! Some unique text: General Equations & Statistics A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #116,admin,"This is the description for bug #116! Some unique text: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #117,admin,"This is the description for bug #117! Some unique text: A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #118,admin,"This is the description for bug #118! Some unique text: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #119,admin,"This is the description for bug #119! Some unique text: A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Happiness ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #120,admin,"This is the description for bug #120! Some unique text: Happiness To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #121,admin,"This is the description for bug #121! Some unique text: To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #122,admin,"This is the description for bug #122! Some unique text: To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Longevity ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #123,admin,"This is the description for bug #123! Some unique text: Longevity Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #124,admin,"This is the description for bug #124! Some unique text: Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Memory ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #125,admin,"This is the description for bug #125! Some unique text: Memory Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #126,admin,"This is the description for bug #126! Some unique text: Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Propensity to Change ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #127,admin,"This is the description for bug #127! Some unique text: Propensity to Change A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #128,admin,"This is the description for bug #128! Some unique text: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #129,admin,"This is the description for bug #129! Some unique text: A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. Discussion Technique ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #130,admin,"This is the description for bug #130! Some unique text: Discussion Technique A woman has the last word in any argument. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #131,admin,"This is the description for bug #131! Some unique text: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #132,admin,"This is the description for bug #132! Some unique text: Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Comprehension ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #133,admin,"This is the description for bug #133! Some unique text: There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage. Words Women Use ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #134,admin,"This is the description for bug #134! Some unique text: Words Women Use FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use 'fine' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #135,admin,"This is the description for bug #135! Some unique text: FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use 'fine' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #136,admin,"This is the description for bug #136! Some unique text: FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means 'something', and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #137,admin,"This is the description for bug #137! Some unique text: NOTHING: This means 'something', and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine.' GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #138,admin,"This is the description for bug #138! Some unique text: GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine' GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means 'I give up' or 'do what you want because I don't care.' You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead' in just a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in about 'Five Minutes' when she cools off. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #139,admin,"This is the description for bug #139! Some unique text: GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means 'I give up' or 'do what you want because I don't care.' You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead' in just a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in about 'Five Minutes' when she cools off. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #140,admin,"This is the description for bug #140! Some unique text: LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing.' SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. 'Soft Sighs' mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #141,admin,"This is the description for bug #141! Some unique text: SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. 'Soft Sighs' mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. 'That's Okay' is often used with the word 'Fine' and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #142,admin,"This is the description for bug #142! Some unique text: THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. 'That's Okay' is often used with the word 'Fine' and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow. GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #143,admin,"This is the description for bug #143! Some unique text: GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a 'That's Okay.' THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #144,admin,"This is the description for bug #144! Some unique text: PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a 'That's Okay.' THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT: This is much different from 'Thanks.' A woman will say, 'Thanks A Lot' when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the 'Loud Sigh.' Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the 'Loud Sigh,' as she will only tell you 'Nothing' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #145,admin,"This is the description for bug #145! Some unique text: THANKS A LOT: This is much different from 'Thanks.' A woman will say, 'Thanks A Lot' when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the 'Loud Sigh.' Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the 'Loud Sigh,' as she will only tell you 'Nothing' Submitted by Debbie, Proud Wife of Paul, Middletown, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #146,admin,"This is the description for bug #146! Some unique text: Submitted by Debbie, Proud Wife of Paul, Middletown, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #147,admin,"This is the description for bug #147! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #148,admin,"This is the description for bug #148! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #149,admin,"This is the description for bug #149! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #150,admin,"This is the description for bug #150! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #151,admin,"This is the description for bug #151! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #152,admin,"This is the description for bug #152! Some unique text: A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #153,admin,"This is the description for bug #153! Some unique text: A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #154,admin,"This is the description for bug #154! Some unique text: As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?' said the officer. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #155,admin,"This is the description for bug #155! Some unique text: 'What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?' said the officer. 'I'm going to a lecture.' The man said. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #156,admin,"This is the description for bug #156! Some unique text: 'I'm going to a lecture.' The man said. 'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' the cop asked. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #157,admin,"This is the description for bug #157! Some unique text: 'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' the cop asked. 'My wife.' said the man. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #158,admin,"This is the description for bug #158! Some unique text: 'My wife.' said the man. Submitted by Julie, Middleburg, Va. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #159,admin,"This is the description for bug #159! Some unique text: Submitted by Julie, Middleburg, Va. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #160,admin,"This is the description for bug #160! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #161,admin,"This is the description for bug #161! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #162,admin,"This is the description for bug #162! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #163,admin,"This is the description for bug #163! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #164,admin,"This is the description for bug #164! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #165,admin,"This is the description for bug #165! Some unique text: A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #166,admin,"This is the description for bug #166! Some unique text: A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. 'How bad is it?' the doctor asks. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #167,admin,"This is the description for bug #167! Some unique text: 'How bad is it?' the doctor asks. 'I have no idea', says the husband. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #168,admin,"This is the description for bug #168! Some unique text: 'I have no idea', says the husband. 'Well, please test her. Say something 20 feet away, and if she doesn't hear you, get closer and say the same thing until she does. That way we'll have an idea of her range of hearing loss.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #169,admin,"This is the description for bug #169! Some unique text: 'Well, please test her. Say something 20 feet away, and if she doesn't hear you, get closer and say the same thing until she does. That way we'll have an idea of her range of hearing loss.' So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #170,admin,"This is the description for bug #170! Some unique text: So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner. From 20 feet: 'What are we having for dinner?' No answer. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #171,admin,"This is the description for bug #171! Some unique text: From 20 feet: 'What are we having for dinner?' No answer. From 10 feet, same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #172,admin,"This is the description for bug #172! Some unique text: From 10 feet, same thing. From 5 feet, same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #173,admin,"This is the description for bug #173! Some unique text: From 5 feet, same thing. Finally he's standing right behind her. 'What's for dinner?' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #174,admin,"This is the description for bug #174! Some unique text: Finally he's standing right behind her. 'What's for dinner?' She turns around, looks at him and says 'For the fourth time, beef stew!' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #175,admin,"This is the description for bug #175! Some unique text: She turns around, looks at him and says 'For the fourth time, beef stew!' Submitted by Debbie, Walkersville, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #176,admin,"This is the description for bug #176! Some unique text: Submitted by Debbie, Walkersville, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #177,admin,"This is the description for bug #177! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #178,admin,"This is the description for bug #178! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #179,admin,"This is the description for bug #179! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #180,admin,"This is the description for bug #180! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #181,admin,"This is the description for bug #181! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #182,admin,"This is the description for bug #182! Some unique text: Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #183,admin,"This is the description for bug #183! Some unique text: Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #184,admin,"This is the description for bug #184! Some unique text: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #185,admin,"This is the description for bug #185! Some unique text: go on Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #186,admin,"This is the description for bug #186! Some unique text: We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #187,admin,"This is the description for bug #187! Some unique text: I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #188,admin,"This is the description for bug #188! Some unique text: I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said so I suggested the kitchen. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #189,admin,"This is the description for bug #189! Some unique text: 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said so I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #190,admin,"This is the description for bug #190! Some unique text: We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electri ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #191,admin,"This is the description for bug #191! Some unique text: She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electri c bread maker. Then she said 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #192,admin,"This is the description for bug #192! Some unique text: c bread maker. Then she said 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me 'In the Lake.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #193,admin,"This is the description for bug #193! Some unique text: My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me 'In the Lake.' She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #194,admin,"This is the description for bug #194! Some unique text: She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. She said, ' Too late for the garbage?' The driver said 'No, jump in!' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #195,admin,"This is the description for bug #195! Some unique text: She said, ' Too late for the garbage?' The driver said 'No, jump in!' Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #196,admin,"This is the description for bug #196! Some unique text: Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #197,admin,"This is the description for bug #197! Some unique text: Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #198,admin,"This is the description for bug #198! Some unique text: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #199,admin,"This is the description for bug #199! Some unique text: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked 'What's on the TV?' I said 'Dust! ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #200,admin,"This is the description for bug #200! Some unique text: The last fight was my fault. My wife asked 'What's on the TV?' I said 'Dust! Submitted by John, Emmitsburg, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #201,admin,"This is the description for bug #201! Some unique text: Submitted by John, Emmitsburg, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #202,admin,"This is the description for bug #202! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #203,admin,"This is the description for bug #203! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #204,admin,"This is the description for bug #204! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #205,admin,"This is the description for bug #205! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #206,admin,"This is the description for bug #206! Some unique text: You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #207,admin,"This is the description for bug #207! Some unique text: You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other woman replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #208,admin,"This is the description for bug #208! Some unique text: At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other woman replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.' When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #209,admin,"This is the description for bug #209! Some unique text: When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A., the rest cheat in Canada. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #210,admin,"This is the description for bug #210! Some unique text: Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A., the rest cheat in Canada. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is FINISHED. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #211,admin,"This is the description for bug #211! Some unique text: A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is FINISHED. Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #212,admin,"This is the description for bug #212! Some unique text: Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.' If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #213,admin,"This is the description for bug #213! Some unique text: If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #214,admin,"This is the description for bug #214! Some unique text: Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she! ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #215,admin,"This is the description for bug #215! Some unique text: You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she! Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #216,admin,"This is the description for bug #216! Some unique text: Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #217,admin,"This is the description for bug #217! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #218,admin,"This is the description for bug #218! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #219,admin,"This is the description for bug #219! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #220,admin,"This is the description for bug #220! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #221,admin,"This is the description for bug #221! Some unique text: In my next life .... I wanna be a female bear ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #222,admin,"This is the description for bug #222! Some unique text: In my next life .... I wanna be a female bear If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #223,admin,"This is the description for bug #223! Some unique text: If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #224,admin,"This is the description for bug #224! Some unique text: Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #225,admin,"This is the description for bug #225! Some unique text: If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #226,admin,"This is the description for bug #226! Some unique text: If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #227,admin,"This is the description for bug #227! Some unique text: If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup ..... I wanna be a bear. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #228,admin,"This is the description for bug #228! Some unique text: Yup ..... I wanna be a bear. Submitted by Barb, Unionville, PA. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #229,admin,"This is the description for bug #229! Some unique text: Submitted by Barb, Unionville, PA. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #230,admin,"This is the description for bug #230! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #231,admin,"This is the description for bug #231! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #232,admin,"This is the description for bug #232! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #233,admin,"This is the description for bug #233! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #234,admin,"This is the description for bug #234! Some unique text: Romance Mathematics ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #235,admin,"This is the description for bug #235! Some unique text: Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #236,admin,"This is the description for bug #236! Some unique text: Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #237,admin,"This is the description for bug #237! Some unique text: Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #238,admin,"This is the description for bug #238! Some unique text: Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #239,admin,"This is the description for bug #239! Some unique text: Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Office Arithmetic ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #240,admin,"This is the description for bug #240! Some unique text: Office Arithmetic Smart boss + smart employee = profit ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #241,admin,"This is the description for bug #241! Some unique text: Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #242,admin,"This is the description for bug #242! Some unique text: Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #243,admin,"This is the description for bug #243! Some unique text: Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #244,admin,"This is the description for bug #244! Some unique text: Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Shopping Math ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #245,admin,"This is the description for bug #245! Some unique text: Shopping Math A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #246,admin,"This is the description for bug #246! Some unique text: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #247,admin,"This is the description for bug #247! Some unique text: A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. General Equations & Statistics ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #248,admin,"This is the description for bug #248! Some unique text: General Equations & Statistics A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #249,admin,"This is the description for bug #249! Some unique text: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #250,admin,"This is the description for bug #250! Some unique text: A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #251,admin,"This is the description for bug #251! Some unique text: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #252,admin,"This is the description for bug #252! Some unique text: A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Happiness ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #253,admin,"This is the description for bug #253! Some unique text: Happiness To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #254,admin,"This is the description for bug #254! Some unique text: To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #255,admin,"This is the description for bug #255! Some unique text: To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Longevity ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #256,admin,"This is the description for bug #256! Some unique text: Longevity Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #257,admin,"This is the description for bug #257! Some unique text: Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Memory ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #258,admin,"This is the description for bug #258! Some unique text: Memory Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #259,admin,"This is the description for bug #259! Some unique text: Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Propensity to Change ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #260,admin,"This is the description for bug #260! Some unique text: Propensity to Change A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #261,admin,"This is the description for bug #261! Some unique text: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #262,admin,"This is the description for bug #262! Some unique text: A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. Discussion Technique ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #263,admin,"This is the description for bug #263! Some unique text: Discussion Technique A woman has the last word in any argument. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #264,admin,"This is the description for bug #264! Some unique text: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #265,admin,"This is the description for bug #265! Some unique text: Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Comprehension ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #266,admin,"This is the description for bug #266! Some unique text: There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage. Words Women Use ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #267,admin,"This is the description for bug #267! Some unique text: Words Women Use FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use 'fine' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #268,admin,"This is the description for bug #268! Some unique text: FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use 'fine' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #269,admin,"This is the description for bug #269! Some unique text: FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means 'something', and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #270,admin,"This is the description for bug #270! Some unique text: NOTHING: This means 'something', and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine.' GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #271,admin,"This is the description for bug #271! Some unique text: GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine' GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means 'I give up' or 'do what you want because I don't care.' You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead' in just a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in about 'Five Minutes' when she cools off. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #272,admin,"This is the description for bug #272! Some unique text: GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means 'I give up' or 'do what you want because I don't care.' You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead' in just a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in about 'Five Minutes' when she cools off. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #273,admin,"This is the description for bug #273! Some unique text: LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing.' SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. 'Soft Sighs' mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #274,admin,"This is the description for bug #274! Some unique text: SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. 'Soft Sighs' mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. 'That's Okay' is often used with the word 'Fine' and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #275,admin,"This is the description for bug #275! Some unique text: THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. 'That's Okay' is often used with the word 'Fine' and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow. GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #276,admin,"This is the description for bug #276! Some unique text: GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a 'That's Okay.' THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #277,admin,"This is the description for bug #277! Some unique text: PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a 'That's Okay.' THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT: This is much different from 'Thanks.' A woman will say, 'Thanks A Lot' when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the 'Loud Sigh.' Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the 'Loud Sigh,' as she will only tell you 'Nothing' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #278,admin,"This is the description for bug #278! Some unique text: THANKS A LOT: This is much different from 'Thanks.' A woman will say, 'Thanks A Lot' when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the 'Loud Sigh.' Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the 'Loud Sigh,' as she will only tell you 'Nothing' Submitted by Debbie, Proud Wife of Paul, Middletown, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #279,admin,"This is the description for bug #279! Some unique text: Submitted by Debbie, Proud Wife of Paul, Middletown, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #280,admin,"This is the description for bug #280! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #281,admin,"This is the description for bug #281! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #282,admin,"This is the description for bug #282! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #283,admin,"This is the description for bug #283! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #284,admin,"This is the description for bug #284! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #285,admin,"This is the description for bug #285! Some unique text: A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #286,admin,"This is the description for bug #286! Some unique text: A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #287,admin,"This is the description for bug #287! Some unique text: As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?' said the officer. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #288,admin,"This is the description for bug #288! Some unique text: 'What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?' said the officer. 'I'm going to a lecture.' The man said. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #289,admin,"This is the description for bug #289! Some unique text: 'I'm going to a lecture.' The man said. 'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' the cop asked. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #290,admin,"This is the description for bug #290! Some unique text: 'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' the cop asked. 'My wife.' said the man. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #291,admin,"This is the description for bug #291! Some unique text: 'My wife.' said the man. Submitted by Julie, Middleburg, Va. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #292,admin,"This is the description for bug #292! Some unique text: Submitted by Julie, Middleburg, Va. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #293,admin,"This is the description for bug #293! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #294,admin,"This is the description for bug #294! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #295,admin,"This is the description for bug #295! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #296,admin,"This is the description for bug #296! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #297,admin,"This is the description for bug #297! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #298,admin,"This is the description for bug #298! Some unique text: A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #299,admin,"This is the description for bug #299! Some unique text: A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. 'How bad is it?' the doctor asks. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #300,admin,"This is the description for bug #300! Some unique text: 'How bad is it?' the doctor asks. 'I have no idea', says the husband. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #301,admin,"This is the description for bug #301! Some unique text: 'I have no idea', says the husband. 'Well, please test her. Say something 20 feet away, and if she doesn't hear you, get closer and say the same thing until she does. That way we'll have an idea of her range of hearing loss.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #302,admin,"This is the description for bug #302! Some unique text: 'Well, please test her. Say something 20 feet away, and if she doesn't hear you, get closer and say the same thing until she does. That way we'll have an idea of her range of hearing loss.' So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #303,admin,"This is the description for bug #303! Some unique text: So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner. From 20 feet: 'What are we having for dinner?' No answer. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #304,admin,"This is the description for bug #304! Some unique text: From 20 feet: 'What are we having for dinner?' No answer. From 10 feet, same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #305,admin,"This is the description for bug #305! Some unique text: From 10 feet, same thing. From 5 feet, same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #306,admin,"This is the description for bug #306! Some unique text: From 5 feet, same thing. Finally he's standing right behind her. 'What's for dinner?' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #307,admin,"This is the description for bug #307! Some unique text: Finally he's standing right behind her. 'What's for dinner?' She turns around, looks at him and says 'For the fourth time, beef stew!' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #308,admin,"This is the description for bug #308! Some unique text: She turns around, looks at him and says 'For the fourth time, beef stew!' Submitted by Debbie, Walkersville, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #309,admin,"This is the description for bug #309! Some unique text: Submitted by Debbie, Walkersville, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #310,admin,"This is the description for bug #310! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #311,admin,"This is the description for bug #311! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #312,admin,"This is the description for bug #312! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #313,admin,"This is the description for bug #313! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #314,admin,"This is the description for bug #314! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #315,admin,"This is the description for bug #315! Some unique text: Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #316,admin,"This is the description for bug #316! Some unique text: Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #317,admin,"This is the description for bug #317! Some unique text: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #318,admin,"This is the description for bug #318! Some unique text: go on Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #319,admin,"This is the description for bug #319! Some unique text: We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #320,admin,"This is the description for bug #320! Some unique text: I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #321,admin,"This is the description for bug #321! Some unique text: I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said so I suggested the kitchen. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #322,admin,"This is the description for bug #322! Some unique text: 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said so I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #323,admin,"This is the description for bug #323! Some unique text: We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electri ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #324,admin,"This is the description for bug #324! Some unique text: She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electri c bread maker. Then she said 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #325,admin,"This is the description for bug #325! Some unique text: c bread maker. Then she said 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me 'In the Lake.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #326,admin,"This is the description for bug #326! Some unique text: My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me 'In the Lake.' She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #327,admin,"This is the description for bug #327! Some unique text: She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. She said, ' Too late for the garbage?' The driver said 'No, jump in!' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #328,admin,"This is the description for bug #328! Some unique text: She said, ' Too late for the garbage?' The driver said 'No, jump in!' Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #329,admin,"This is the description for bug #329! Some unique text: Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #330,admin,"This is the description for bug #330! Some unique text: Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #331,admin,"This is the description for bug #331! Some unique text: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #332,admin,"This is the description for bug #332! Some unique text: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked 'What's on the TV?' I said 'Dust! ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #333,admin,"This is the description for bug #333! Some unique text: The last fight was my fault. My wife asked 'What's on the TV?' I said 'Dust! Submitted by John, Emmitsburg, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #334,admin,"This is the description for bug #334! Some unique text: Submitted by John, Emmitsburg, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #335,admin,"This is the description for bug #335! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #336,admin,"This is the description for bug #336! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #337,admin,"This is the description for bug #337! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #338,admin,"This is the description for bug #338! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #339,admin,"This is the description for bug #339! Some unique text: You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #340,admin,"This is the description for bug #340! Some unique text: You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other woman replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #341,admin,"This is the description for bug #341! Some unique text: At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other woman replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.' When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #342,admin,"This is the description for bug #342! Some unique text: When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A., the rest cheat in Canada. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #343,admin,"This is the description for bug #343! Some unique text: Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A., the rest cheat in Canada. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is FINISHED. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #344,admin,"This is the description for bug #344! Some unique text: A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is FINISHED. Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #345,admin,"This is the description for bug #345! Some unique text: Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.' If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #346,admin,"This is the description for bug #346! Some unique text: If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #347,admin,"This is the description for bug #347! Some unique text: Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she! ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #348,admin,"This is the description for bug #348! Some unique text: You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she! Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #349,admin,"This is the description for bug #349! Some unique text: Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #350,admin,"This is the description for bug #350! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #351,admin,"This is the description for bug #351! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #352,admin,"This is the description for bug #352! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #353,admin,"This is the description for bug #353! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #354,admin,"This is the description for bug #354! Some unique text: In my next life .... I wanna be a female bear ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #355,admin,"This is the description for bug #355! Some unique text: In my next life .... I wanna be a female bear If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #356,admin,"This is the description for bug #356! Some unique text: If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #357,admin,"This is the description for bug #357! Some unique text: Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #358,admin,"This is the description for bug #358! Some unique text: If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #359,admin,"This is the description for bug #359! Some unique text: If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #360,admin,"This is the description for bug #360! Some unique text: If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup ..... I wanna be a bear. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #361,admin,"This is the description for bug #361! Some unique text: Yup ..... I wanna be a bear. Submitted by Barb, Unionville, PA. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #362,admin,"This is the description for bug #362! Some unique text: Submitted by Barb, Unionville, PA. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #363,admin,"This is the description for bug #363! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #364,admin,"This is the description for bug #364! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #365,admin,"This is the description for bug #365! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #366,admin,"This is the description for bug #366! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #367,admin,"This is the description for bug #367! Some unique text: Romance Mathematics ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #368,admin,"This is the description for bug #368! Some unique text: Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #369,admin,"This is the description for bug #369! Some unique text: Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #370,admin,"This is the description for bug #370! Some unique text: Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #371,admin,"This is the description for bug #371! Some unique text: Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #372,admin,"This is the description for bug #372! Some unique text: Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Office Arithmetic ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #373,admin,"This is the description for bug #373! Some unique text: Office Arithmetic Smart boss + smart employee = profit ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #374,admin,"This is the description for bug #374! Some unique text: Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #375,admin,"This is the description for bug #375! Some unique text: Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #376,admin,"This is the description for bug #376! Some unique text: Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #377,admin,"This is the description for bug #377! Some unique text: Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Shopping Math ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #378,admin,"This is the description for bug #378! Some unique text: Shopping Math A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #379,admin,"This is the description for bug #379! Some unique text: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #380,admin,"This is the description for bug #380! Some unique text: A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. General Equations & Statistics ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #381,admin,"This is the description for bug #381! Some unique text: General Equations & Statistics A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #382,admin,"This is the description for bug #382! Some unique text: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #383,admin,"This is the description for bug #383! Some unique text: A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #384,admin,"This is the description for bug #384! Some unique text: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #385,admin,"This is the description for bug #385! Some unique text: A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Happiness ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #386,admin,"This is the description for bug #386! Some unique text: Happiness To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #387,admin,"This is the description for bug #387! Some unique text: To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #388,admin,"This is the description for bug #388! Some unique text: To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Longevity ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #389,admin,"This is the description for bug #389! Some unique text: Longevity Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #390,admin,"This is the description for bug #390! Some unique text: Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Memory ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #391,admin,"This is the description for bug #391! Some unique text: Memory Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #392,admin,"This is the description for bug #392! Some unique text: Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Propensity to Change ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #393,admin,"This is the description for bug #393! Some unique text: Propensity to Change A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #394,admin,"This is the description for bug #394! Some unique text: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #395,admin,"This is the description for bug #395! Some unique text: A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. Discussion Technique ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #396,admin,"This is the description for bug #396! Some unique text: Discussion Technique A woman has the last word in any argument. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #397,admin,"This is the description for bug #397! Some unique text: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #398,admin,"This is the description for bug #398! Some unique text: Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Comprehension ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #399,admin,"This is the description for bug #399! Some unique text: There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage. Words Women Use ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #400,admin,"This is the description for bug #400! Some unique text: Words Women Use FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use 'fine' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #401,admin,"This is the description for bug #401! Some unique text: FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use 'fine' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #402,admin,"This is the description for bug #402! Some unique text: FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means 'something', and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #403,admin,"This is the description for bug #403! Some unique text: NOTHING: This means 'something', and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine.' GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #404,admin,"This is the description for bug #404! Some unique text: GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine' GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means 'I give up' or 'do what you want because I don't care.' You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead' in just a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in about 'Five Minutes' when she cools off. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #405,admin,"This is the description for bug #405! Some unique text: GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means 'I give up' or 'do what you want because I don't care.' You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead' in just a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in about 'Five Minutes' when she cools off. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #406,admin,"This is the description for bug #406! Some unique text: LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A 'Loud Sigh' means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing.' SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. 'Soft Sighs' mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #407,admin,"This is the description for bug #407! Some unique text: SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. 'Soft Sighs' mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. 'That's Okay' is often used with the word 'Fine' and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #408,admin,"This is the description for bug #408! Some unique text: THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay' means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. 'That's Okay' is often used with the word 'Fine' and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow. GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #409,admin,"This is the description for bug #409! Some unique text: GO AHEAD: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a 'That's Okay.' THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #410,admin,"This is the description for bug #410! Some unique text: PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a 'That's Okay.' THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT: This is much different from 'Thanks.' A woman will say, 'Thanks A Lot' when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the 'Loud Sigh.' Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the 'Loud Sigh,' as she will only tell you 'Nothing' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #411,admin,"This is the description for bug #411! Some unique text: THANKS A LOT: This is much different from 'Thanks.' A woman will say, 'Thanks A Lot' when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the 'Loud Sigh.' Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the 'Loud Sigh,' as she will only tell you 'Nothing' Submitted by Debbie, Proud Wife of Paul, Middletown, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #412,admin,"This is the description for bug #412! Some unique text: Submitted by Debbie, Proud Wife of Paul, Middletown, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #413,admin,"This is the description for bug #413! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #414,admin,"This is the description for bug #414! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #415,admin,"This is the description for bug #415! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #416,admin,"This is the description for bug #416! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #417,admin,"This is the description for bug #417! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #418,admin,"This is the description for bug #418! Some unique text: A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #419,admin,"This is the description for bug #419! Some unique text: A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #420,admin,"This is the description for bug #420! Some unique text: As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?' said the officer. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #421,admin,"This is the description for bug #421! Some unique text: 'What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?' said the officer. 'I'm going to a lecture.' The man said. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #422,admin,"This is the description for bug #422! Some unique text: 'I'm going to a lecture.' The man said. 'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' the cop asked. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #423,admin,"This is the description for bug #423! Some unique text: 'And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?' the cop asked. 'My wife.' said the man. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #424,admin,"This is the description for bug #424! Some unique text: 'My wife.' said the man. Submitted by Julie, Middleburg, Va. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #425,admin,"This is the description for bug #425! Some unique text: Submitted by Julie, Middleburg, Va. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #426,admin,"This is the description for bug #426! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #427,admin,"This is the description for bug #427! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #428,admin,"This is the description for bug #428! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #429,admin,"This is the description for bug #429! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #430,admin,"This is the description for bug #430! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #431,admin,"This is the description for bug #431! Some unique text: A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #432,admin,"This is the description for bug #432! Some unique text: A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. 'How bad is it?' the doctor asks. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #433,admin,"This is the description for bug #433! Some unique text: 'How bad is it?' the doctor asks. 'I have no idea', says the husband. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #434,admin,"This is the description for bug #434! Some unique text: 'I have no idea', says the husband. 'Well, please test her. Say something 20 feet away, and if she doesn't hear you, get closer and say the same thing until she does. That way we'll have an idea of her range of hearing loss.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #435,admin,"This is the description for bug #435! Some unique text: 'Well, please test her. Say something 20 feet away, and if she doesn't hear you, get closer and say the same thing until she does. That way we'll have an idea of her range of hearing loss.' So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #436,admin,"This is the description for bug #436! Some unique text: So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner. From 20 feet: 'What are we having for dinner?' No answer. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #437,admin,"This is the description for bug #437! Some unique text: From 20 feet: 'What are we having for dinner?' No answer. From 10 feet, same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #438,admin,"This is the description for bug #438! Some unique text: From 10 feet, same thing. From 5 feet, same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #439,admin,"This is the description for bug #439! Some unique text: From 5 feet, same thing. Finally he's standing right behind her. 'What's for dinner?' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #440,admin,"This is the description for bug #440! Some unique text: Finally he's standing right behind her. 'What's for dinner?' She turns around, looks at him and says 'For the fourth time, beef stew!' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #441,admin,"This is the description for bug #441! Some unique text: She turns around, looks at him and says 'For the fourth time, beef stew!' Submitted by Debbie, Walkersville, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #442,admin,"This is the description for bug #442! Some unique text: Submitted by Debbie, Walkersville, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #443,admin,"This is the description for bug #443! Some unique text: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #444,admin,"This is the description for bug #444! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #445,admin,"This is the description for bug #445! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #446,admin,"This is the description for bug #446! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #447,admin,"This is the description for bug #447! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #448,admin,"This is the description for bug #448! Some unique text: Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage: ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #449,admin,"This is the description for bug #449! Some unique text: Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #450,admin,"This is the description for bug #450! Some unique text: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #451,admin,"This is the description for bug #451! Some unique text: go on Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #452,admin,"This is the description for bug #452! Some unique text: We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #453,admin,"This is the description for bug #453! Some unique text: I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #454,admin,"This is the description for bug #454! Some unique text: I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said so I suggested the kitchen. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #455,admin,"This is the description for bug #455! Some unique text: 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said so I suggested the kitchen. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #456,admin,"This is the description for bug #456! Some unique text: We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electri ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #457,admin,"This is the description for bug #457! Some unique text: She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electri c bread maker. Then she said 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #458,admin,"This is the description for bug #458! Some unique text: c bread maker. Then she said 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me 'In the Lake.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #459,admin,"This is the description for bug #459! Some unique text: My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me 'In the Lake.' She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #460,admin,"This is the description for bug #460! Some unique text: She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. She said, ' Too late for the garbage?' The driver said 'No, jump in!' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #461,admin,"This is the description for bug #461! Some unique text: She said, ' Too late for the garbage?' The driver said 'No, jump in!' Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #462,admin,"This is the description for bug #462! Some unique text: Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #463,admin,"This is the description for bug #463! Some unique text: Statistically, 100% of all divorces start with marriage. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #464,admin,"This is the description for bug #464! Some unique text: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #465,admin,"This is the description for bug #465! Some unique text: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked 'What's on the TV?' I said 'Dust! ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #466,admin,"This is the description for bug #466! Some unique text: The last fight was my fault. My wife asked 'What's on the TV?' I said 'Dust! Submitted by John, Emmitsburg, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #467,admin,"This is the description for bug #467! Some unique text: Submitted by John, Emmitsburg, Md. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #468,admin,"This is the description for bug #468! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #469,admin,"This is the description for bug #469! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #470,admin,"This is the description for bug #470! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #471,admin,"This is the description for bug #471! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #472,admin,"This is the description for bug #472! Some unique text: You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #473,admin,"This is the description for bug #473! Some unique text: You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other woman replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #474,admin,"This is the description for bug #474! Some unique text: At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other woman replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.' When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #475,admin,"This is the description for bug #475! Some unique text: When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A., the rest cheat in Canada. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #476,admin,"This is the description for bug #476! Some unique text: Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A., the rest cheat in Canada. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is FINISHED. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #477,admin,"This is the description for bug #477! Some unique text: A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is FINISHED. Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #478,admin,"This is the description for bug #478! Some unique text: Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.' If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #479,admin,"This is the description for bug #479! Some unique text: If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #480,admin,"This is the description for bug #480! Some unique text: Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she! ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #481,admin,"This is the description for bug #481! Some unique text: You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she! Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #482,admin,"This is the description for bug #482! Some unique text: Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #483,admin,"This is the description for bug #483! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #484,admin,"This is the description for bug #484! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #485,admin,"This is the description for bug #485! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #486,admin,"This is the description for bug #486! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #487,admin,"This is the description for bug #487! Some unique text: In my next life .... I wanna be a female bear ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #488,admin,"This is the description for bug #488! Some unique text: In my next life .... I wanna be a female bear If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #489,admin,"This is the description for bug #489! Some unique text: If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #490,admin,"This is the description for bug #490! Some unique text: Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #491,admin,"This is the description for bug #491! Some unique text: If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #492,admin,"This is the description for bug #492! Some unique text: If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #493,admin,"This is the description for bug #493! Some unique text: If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup ..... I wanna be a bear. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #494,admin,"This is the description for bug #494! Some unique text: Yup ..... I wanna be a bear. Submitted by Barb, Unionville, PA. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #495,admin,"This is the description for bug #495! Some unique text: Submitted by Barb, Unionville, PA. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #496,admin,"This is the description for bug #496! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #497,admin,"This is the description for bug #497! Some unique text: Return to: Top of Page, List of Jokes About Marriage, My Little Sister's Jokes ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #498,admin,"This is the description for bug #498! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #499,admin,"This is the description for bug #499! Some unique text: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #500,admin,"This is the description for bug #500! Some unique text: Romance Mathematics ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #501,admin,"This is the description for bug #501! Some unique text: Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #502,admin,"This is the description for bug #502! Some unique text: Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #503,admin,"This is the description for bug #503! Some unique text: Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #504,admin,"This is the description for bug #504! Some unique text: Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #505,admin,"This is the description for bug #505! Some unique text: Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Office Arithmetic ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #506,admin,"This is the description for bug #506! Some unique text: Office Arithmetic Smart boss + smart employee = profit ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #507,admin,"This is the description for bug #507! Some unique text: Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #508,admin,"This is the description for bug #508! Some unique text: Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #509,admin,"This is the description for bug #509! Some unique text: Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #510,admin,"This is the description for bug #510! Some unique text: Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Shopping Math ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #511,admin,"This is the description for bug #511! Some unique text: Shopping Math A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #512,admin,"This is the description for bug #512! Some unique text: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #513,admin,"This is the description for bug #513! Some unique text: A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. General Equations & Statistics ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #514,admin,"This is the description for bug #514! Some unique text: General Equations & Statistics A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #515,admin,"This is the description for bug #515! Some unique text: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #516,admin,"This is the description for bug #516! Some unique text: A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #517,admin,"This is the description for bug #517! Some unique text: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #518,admin,"This is the description for bug #518! Some unique text: A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Happiness ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #519,admin,"This is the description for bug #519! Some unique text: Happiness To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #520,admin,"This is the description for bug #520! Some unique text: To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #521,admin,"This is the description for bug #521! Some unique text: To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Longevity ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #522,admin,"This is the description for bug #522! Some unique text: Longevity Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #523,admin,"This is the description for bug #523! Some unique text: Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Memory ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #524,admin,"This is the description for bug #524! Some unique text: Memory Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #525,admin,"This is the description for bug #525! Some unique text: Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Propensity to Change ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #526,admin,"This is the description for bug #526! Some unique text: Propensity to Change A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #527,admin,"This is the description for bug #527! Some unique text: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #528,admin,"This is the description for bug #528! Some unique text: A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. Discussion Technique ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #529,admin,"This is the description for bug #529! Some unique text: Discussion Technique A woman has the last word in any argument. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #530,admin,"This is the description for bug #530! Some unique text: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #531,admin,"This is the description for bug #531! Some unique text: Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Comprehension ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #532,admin,"This is the description for bug #532! Some unique text: There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage. Words Women Use ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #533,admin,"This is the description for bug #533! Some unique text: Words Women Use FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use 'fine' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #534,admin,"This is the description for bug #534! Some unique text: FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use 'fine' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #535,admin,"This is the description for bug #535! Some unique text: FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means 'something', and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine.' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #536,admin,"This is the description for bug #536! Some unique text: NOTHING: This means 'something', and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine.' GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine' ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #537,admin,"This is the description for bug #537! Some unique text: GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over 'Nothing' and will end with the word 'Fine' GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means 'I give up' or 'do what you want because I don't care.' You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead' in just a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she will talk to you in about 'Five Minutes' when she cools off. ",P1 3,Open,This is test bug #538,admin,"This is the description for bug #538! Some unique text: GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means 'I give up' or 'do what you want because I don't care.' You will get a 'Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead' in just a few minutes, followed by 'Nothing' and 'Fine' and she wi